{"id":117,"date":"2006-05-28T22:33:26","date_gmt":"2006-05-29T06:33:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/?p=117"},"modified":"2006-06-07T17:16:20","modified_gmt":"2006-06-08T01:16:20","slug":"a-fashion-show-permanently-etched-into-my-memory-banks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/archives\/117","title":{"rendered":"A Fashion Show Permanently Etched into my Memory"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend was just too much.  Saturday was the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.transgiving.org\/\">TransGiving Event<\/a>, where I had a part in the Glamour Boutique Fashion Show.  I heard later that the response to the show was quite good, but my own performance falls somewhere between bad dream and fiasco.  Delilah and I were supposed to do a bondage routine, with Delilah tying me up for a while and then both of us continuing on with some more subdued bondage play in the background while the models walked the runway up front.  <\/p>\n<p>I was supposed to walk down a few stairs onto the stage with my hands tied together in front &#8211; probably not such a swell idea in retrospect.  I wasn&#8217;t wearing my glasses and couldn&#8217;t see a thing.  I thought I was down all the steps, but misjudged them by one, and nearly took a nose dive right onto the stage, letting out a gasp as I stumbled and nearly went down.  Talk about humiliation.   But it gets even better.  I just barely kept on my feet and continued on, walking with shaky legs across the stage.  Just a few feet away there were several speakers set up on stage, but the electrical cords for them hadn&#8217;t been taped down to the floor.  So about five seconds after nearly going kersplat on the stairs, my foot catches a cord and over goes one of the speakers, crashing onto the stage &#8211; BOOM!  It had to be one of the most humiliating experiences I&#8217;ve had in a very long time.  <\/p>\n<p>Delilah was doing a good job soldiering on, but by this point I&#8217;d nearly lost my will to live.  The entire time I was onstage I felt like the supreme idiot of the room.  When that speaker fell over I just wanted to stop and say, &#8220;Okay, let&#8217;s just call it quits, shall we?&#8221;  But of course you can&#8217;t.  I bore the discomfort, did as well as I could to continue on, and got off the stage with my cheeks burning. <\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s something to be said about embarrassment.  It does serve to ground you and remind you of just how shaky our illusion of control is &#8211; it just stings so bad at the time.  <\/p>\n<p>In any case, I was completely deflated after my &#8220;performance,&#8221; so I didn&#8217;t stay for much more &#8211; just gathered up my stuff, gave a ride home to a friend, and slinked back to my bungalow.  I read the paper in bed for a while and turned in early, with an empty feeling of, &#8220;I can&#8217;t believe that actually happened&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It was only after a good night&#8217;s sleep that I can look at it now and see the humor.  It really was one for the books, and I start giggling every time I think about that speaker crashing down.  I&#8217;m just thankful I didn&#8217;t sprain an ankle or anything.  I almost wish it had been videotaped, but it&#8217;s probably best that it wasn&#8217;t or I&#8217;d have to post the damn thing online.  <\/p>\n<p><strong>So this morning, <\/strong> after a quick jog to clear my head, I got ready for the bondage workshop, thinking, &#8220;Well, today can&#8217;t be worse than last night.&#8221; And yes, thankfully it went pretty well.  I was a little nervous at first, but got into the swing of it as we went on.  It was a fairly good turnout too for this being the first time, maybe fifteen to twenty people. I knew that I wouldn&#8217;t have to maneuveur any stairs or speakers in five inch heels, so compared to last night it was a breeze.  Now I have to come up with something good for next month &#8211; maybe some chest harnesses and crotchropes.<\/p>\n<p>After all that, I&#8217;m looking forward to the boredom of a lazy Memorial Day Monday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend was just too much. Saturday was the TransGiving Event, where I had a part in the Glamour Boutique Fashion Show. I heard later that the response to the show was quite good, but my own performance falls somewhere between bad dream and fiasco. 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