{"id":491,"date":"2009-03-04T17:11:09","date_gmt":"2009-03-05T01:11:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/?p=491"},"modified":"2009-03-04T17:11:09","modified_gmt":"2009-03-05T01:11:09","slug":"my-recent-candidacy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/archives\/491","title":{"rendered":"My Recent Candidacy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A nice girl from Missouri named Wanda recently sent me a funny piece she was working on.  It seems there was a race recently for Attorney General with a candidate named Gibbons.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s Wanda&#8217;s compilation of several of my candidacy statements:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If elected, I will be bound to my office (and in my office).<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>All prisoners will be properly restrained, and it will be my pleasure to personally try out all available restraint devices to assure the strictest of bindings.<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>I will not be quieted (unless gagged) and will speak up for the people.<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>I will not roll over and give in (unless tightly tied and a hogtie is coming).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>And my favorite:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I will bring to my office the highest integrity and heels I can.<\/li>\n<p>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/gibbons.jpg' vspace=\"10\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A nice girl from Missouri named Wanda recently sent me a funny piece she was working on. It seems there was a race recently for Attorney General with a candidate named Gibbons. Here&#8217;s Wanda&#8217;s compilation of several of my candidacy statements: If elected, I will be bound to my office (and in my office). All &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/archives\/491\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My Recent Candidacy<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sandra-here"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/491","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=491"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/491\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}