{"id":520,"date":"2009-08-14T18:53:41","date_gmt":"2009-08-15T02:53:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/?p=520"},"modified":"2009-08-26T19:29:44","modified_gmt":"2009-08-27T03:29:44","slug":"girl-in-tight-jeans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/archives\/520","title":{"rendered":"Girl in Tight Jeans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once again I had one of those &#8220;trying not to stare&#8221; moments.  I was in a fast food place earlier today standing in line and right in front of me there was a girl, probably about 19, wearing the tightest and sexiest jeans that I&#8217;ve seen in a while.  I usually prefer skirts, but she was wearing these amazing jeans with a clean dark blue denim material and bright yellow-ish contrasting stitching.  They looked brand new and fit her like a glove.  Her shoes were nothing special, but the jeans &#8211; Oh my, now those were hot jeans!  I stared and then realized I was staring and tried to look away, then looked again, and back and forth.  It was like there was a little voice in my head saying, &#8220;You must look, soon she will be gone.  Look, look &#8211; look, damn you!&#8221;  Well, I felt like a total perv, but I probably wasn&#8217;t the only one looking.  My description unfortunately doesn&#8217;t capture her appeal.  But I guess if I was totally sleazy I&#8217;d be one of those guys with a hidden camera and I&#8217;d post pictures.  Hmmm&#8230;No, mustn&#8217;t go there&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again I had one of those &#8220;trying not to stare&#8221; moments. I was in a fast food place earlier today standing in line and right in front of me there was a girl, probably about 19, wearing the tightest and sexiest jeans that I&#8217;ve seen in a while. I usually prefer skirts, but she &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/archives\/520\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Girl in Tight Jeans<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sandra-here"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=520"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}