{"id":82,"date":"2006-04-04T10:13:48","date_gmt":"2006-04-04T18:13:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/?p=82"},"modified":"2006-04-04T10:15:39","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T18:15:39","slug":"are-you-a-musician","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/archives\/82","title":{"rendered":"Are You a Musician?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was out in boy mode getting my annual eye check-up and a guy in the waiting room started up a conversation and asked that question again, &#8220;Are you a musician?&#8221;  It&#8217;s the hair, earrings and tight low-rise jeans.  I wish I&#8217;d just said, &#8220;Oh, no, transvestite&#8230;&#8221;  I&#8217;m going to have to try to get into the habit of using that, it would be very freeing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was out in boy mode getting my annual eye check-up and a guy in the waiting room started up a conversation and asked that question again, &#8220;Are you a musician?&#8221; It&#8217;s the hair, earrings and tight low-rise jeans. I wish I&#8217;d just said, &#8220;Oh, no, transvestite&#8230;&#8221; I&#8217;m going to have to try to get &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/archives\/82\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Are You a Musician?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sandra-here"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}