{"id":995,"date":"2010-08-18T15:26:09","date_gmt":"2010-08-18T22:26:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/?p=995"},"modified":"2010-08-18T15:26:09","modified_gmt":"2010-08-18T22:26:09","slug":"designer-abductions-in-france","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/archives\/995","title":{"rendered":"Designer Abductions in France"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It looks like there&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thaindian.com\/newsportal\/world\/designer-abduction-kidnapping-for-hire_100325230.html\">a company in Paris<\/a> that&#8217;s doing pretty well with the &#8220;kidnapping for hire&#8221; business, where for about $1,200 dollars (900 Euros) you can be grabbed off the street and bound and gagged for several hours.  Surprisingly the police don&#8217;t have any problem with it, but just ask to be forewarned beforehand in case someone witnesses the &#8220;kidnapping&#8221; and reports it as a real crime.  Apparently they&#8217;ve been getting about two requests a day.  Geez, maybe I&#8217;m in the wrong business &#8211; although after doing a dozen kidnappings I&#8217;d probably be yearning to be in the client&#8217;s role ;-)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It looks like there&#8217;s a company in Paris that&#8217;s doing pretty well with the &#8220;kidnapping for hire&#8221; business, where for about $1,200 dollars (900 Euros) you can be grabbed off the street and bound and gagged for several hours. Surprisingly the police don&#8217;t have any problem with it, but just ask to be forewarned beforehand &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/archives\/995\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Designer Abductions in France<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sandra-here"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tranniesintrouble.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}