This editorial on the Onion is so bad but really made me laugh.

Ain’t Nobody Telling Me What My Baby Allergic To

This one gave me the giggles too:

I’m Prepared To Give My Life For This Or Any Country

Those crazy folks at Google! I just noticed that you can change your language settings on Google to, among other things, Klingon, Pig Latin and Elmer Fudd.

I finally finished re-doing the look of my site and got rid of all the layout tables that were making it such a headache to make major changes to. Before, whenever I’d try to change the front picture on the homepage, the layout would start going all weird on me and I’d give up. I also added a sample thumbnail image to each gallery on the site, since all the text links were getting a bit much to wade through. It should be a bit easier now and I think it’s an improvement.

I also combined the What’s New? and the Free Preview pages, with some freebies each week from the most recent gallery. Just click on the thumbnails with the orange borders around them.

Anyway, check it out and leave me a comment if you notice any broken links or anything.

So today I was up before dawn to get ready for a shoot with sexy fetish vixen Sirena Scott. We’ve been emailing for a few weeks and were finally able to set up some time to shoot some pictures. I’d been familiar with Sirena from her work with Harmony Concepts and with Ropexpert, so it was pretty exciting to be shooting with a “real” bondage model. It’s funny, I’ve tied up a few “genetic” girls at parties and at bondage demos but haven’t actually done much work with a GG (I hate that term but you know what I mean), since I worked with Sweetties about five or six years ago (has it been that long already?)

Anyway, Sirena was a lot of fun to work with and her photographer is going to be mailing me some pictures on a disk, so I should have some previews in a few weeks. In our set, I was playing Sandra in domme mode and got to tie up Sirena and spank her for borrowing some pantyhose without asking – You know, the kind of thing that happens all the time in real life! It’s really wild to meet someone for the first time and within a half hour, I’m tying her up and feeling up her legs. A pretty cool way to spend the morning. I’m hoping we can work again before too long.

So over the weekend I finally was able to schedule a shoot with Vivian Chen, whom I’ve been dying to get in front of the camera for over a year. She’s a very busy girl so doesn’t have a lot of spare time, but things finally came together and I was able to get a hotel room out east of Los Angeles and get some nice shots of her. Here’s a little preview, and I’m planning to post some more on the Trannies In Trouble paysite for this Friday’s update.

I’ve actually been shooting so much stuff lately – with Delilah, Bettie, Sissy, and now Vivian – plus working with Mr. K. and Chainguy – that I now have a lot of pictures in reserve that I’m really looking forward to posting in 2007. It should be another busy year in bondage.

Earlier I mentioned this big shoot from last week but am just now getting around to putting up some pictures. I’ve wanted to make a bondage DVD for some time (in addition to all the video on my website), and so finally last week I rented some time at the local dungeon and brought my friends in to shoot some stuff. Shooting video is always much harder work than I anticipate but we got some nice stuff. We had Delilah, Bettie Cho and me in front of the camera, and my friends Chainguy and Kim on the lights and camera.

We did a fun tie where I tied up both Delilah and Bettie together, and then later I put Bettie into a cruel strappado and caned her ass so hard that she finally started to cry. I’m really not a big S&M person. Bondage is definitely my main interest, but making someone cry does somewhat appeal to my sadistic side. When you’re messing with someone who’s as responsive as Bettie is, it can be quite fun.

Cleaning everything up at the end of the night took quite a while and I was beat by the time I got home. I’m guessing that we got a half hour to an hour of finished video out of the evening though editing is going to take a while. I’ll post an update as I get closer to finishing this project. I’m also planning to re-digitize some of the material on the Trannies website and make a “Best Of” DVD for Trannies In Trouble.

In the meantime, here are a few pictures from the other night.

Delilah all cute and helpless.

With Delilah, Sandra thinking, “What have I gotten myself into?”

Bettie Cho resting between takes.

Delilah’s awesome heels.

Now where did I put that ball-gag?

It’s wild the number of unusual sexual fetishes out there. One that I don’t understand much at all is the crushing and trampling genre. Of course, I’m not one to judge another person’s fetish. I’m sure the vast majority of people would look at mine, scratch their heads, and mutter, “What the f**k?” But hey, if it works for you, then rock on!

It is amazing though the crazy stuff that can get stuck in the sexual turn-on circuits of our brain. Here’s two that made me scratch my head. I can see that there are some nice high heels and bare feet there, but after that I’m pretty much lost.

The Bug Crush Store

And my favorite:

Kirsty’s Cockroach Execution

I’ve been really inactive on the blog the last few days. However, I did recently read this amusing archived post from Miss Modernage about the awfulness of MySpace. And, yeah, I have a profile on MySpace too and waste way too much time on it.

Hey gang, let’s go get our pig tattooed.

In the “wasting time on the internet” category, this picture from Flurl totally freaked me out.